How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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