- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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