Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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