- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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