Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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