why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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