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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Chuck Norris is dead......

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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