- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Nick Cannon

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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