- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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