- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Jeff

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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