- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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