A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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