I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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