- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What? Yes.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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