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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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