- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Racial Equality

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

haha black people :D

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

I hate blackniggers

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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