What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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