Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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