Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

You know whats better than 24? 25

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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