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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

mark is life

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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