- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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