roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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