- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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