- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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