Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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a man makes a bad joke

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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My spelling is horrible

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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