- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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