Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's white and sticky semen

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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knock knock come in

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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