Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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