Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Pineapple.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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