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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

poopy is poopy

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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