Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

I agree to the terms and conditions

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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