- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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