Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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say it ten times fast: oh

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Me

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Anti Joke

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