- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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