Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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