Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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