So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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