- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

the economy.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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