why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Iif your reading this ur gay

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

why was kade sad? he shit himself

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