- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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