Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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