- Anti Joke

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Women's rights.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man