- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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