- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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