- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Sex education in Texas.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

smell the vitamin C

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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