Ring Ring Hello? Click

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What is older than history?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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