How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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