- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Who wants $300? Me too.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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