Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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