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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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