- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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