god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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