- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Racial Equality

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

what did the farmer do? plant

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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