What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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An anti-joke

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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