What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Bob Saget that is all

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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