How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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