why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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