A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do you call an arab ?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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