- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

TIMMY

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Women's professional sports

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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