A penis walks into a bar..

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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You were born.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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A dyslexic blind man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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