I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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