Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

25

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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