Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Skrillex.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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