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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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