- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Please ignore this statement.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Phew... it's gone.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A: Do you like it B: No

What do you call your mom? Mom

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