- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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