- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

2 black kids walk into school

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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