- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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