vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Womens rights

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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