- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Michael Brown

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

whats my name? Matt

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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