Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Yo Momma is not fat.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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