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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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